i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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