Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
you inspire me to be a worse person
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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