Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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