I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
We talked him into tasing himself.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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