Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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