did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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