carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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