dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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