Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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