i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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