i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
