I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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