i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
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