But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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