Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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