Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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