belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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