Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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