i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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