He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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