all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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