on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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