They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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