I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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