dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
that is very illegal...i love you.
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