sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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