What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
she woke up with a sticky ear
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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