how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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