when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
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