Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
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