I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
