My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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