You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I am available for nakedness
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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