Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
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