So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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