Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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