he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
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