I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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