Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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