I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
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