No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
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