If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
What drink are we having for lunch?
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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