It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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