It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Randomize
