is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Randomize
