is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Just pee around me
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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