Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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