God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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