and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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