none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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