Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
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