Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
There r osticjed everywhere
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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